

after I’ve had swine flu all week, I’ve finally been dubbed human enough to leave the house… Watch out, world.
reblogged from mliaverage
Today, I was sitting in my geometry class waiting for my teacher to check homework. The kid in front of me turned around and handed me a piece of paper that was being passed around the room. It said ” I am an alien that transformed myself into this piece of paper, and I am currently having sexual intercourse with you’re hands, I know you like it, because you’re smiling.” I was smiling. MLIA
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reblogged from itsgreenfinch
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I’ll Make A Man Out Of You - Mulan
reblogged from janinewashere
read my mind.



